Dirty Horrors Scent List

50 Shades of Bland - Vanilla

28:06:42:12 (Donnie Darko) - Fresh cut grass with hints of the smoldering remains of a pedophile's luxurious mansion

Amity Island - You're gonna need a bigger soap dish! Let this clean, ocean breeze scent remind you of when it was safe to go in the water.

Amok! Amok! Amok! - Deep plum and aromatic accords of clary sage and anise swirl together into a smokey base of firewood.

An American Werewolf in London - Unleash your beast with this sexy, animalistic scent.

Booberry - A spooky blueberry treat.

Burkittsville - Forest.

Candyman ... Candyman ... Candyman... - Do you dare say his name 2 more times? If so, you may be surrounded by the scent of honey and a musty leather/fur coat.

Child's Play - A fruity fun breakfast cereal scent.

Count Chocula - A spooky chocolate treat.

Damn Fine Coffee - Black Coffee.

Ding Dong Avon Lady - Lavender Mint

Evil Dead - A woodsy scent interrupted by some lingering gunpowder after blasting she bitches back to hell.

Frankenberry - A spooky strawberry treat.

Graverobber - Dark Musk mixed with Sandalwood.

Green Fairy - Absinthe

Halloween - Candy Corn & Caramel Apples.

Incomplete & All Alone - Sugar Cookies

It Can't Rain All the Time - A clean, refreshing rain scent to help wash away your sorrows after a long day of digging yourself from the grave.

Jonestown - A sugary, sweet grape treat (please don’t eat or drink it).

Just Look at the Flowers - A field of flowers.

Killer Klowns - Cotton Candy

Kung-Fu & Pie - Hot Apple Pie.

Leatherface - A workshop filled with wooden tables of leathery drying flesh.

Lemonade? - Is it lemonade or something ... stronger?

Live Deliciously - Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Might we suggest bathing in blood (orange) then dancing naked around a crackling fire.

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor - May we interest you in some berries?

Near Dark - When you're just dying for a cone and the night is deafening. Vanilla, denim, and a touch of rugged cowboy cologne.

Never Sleep Again - Chocolate Espresso

No Wire Hangers - Fresh cut roses

Oh the Humanity! - Cherry Cola slushie.

Phantasm - A blend of funeral lilies, grave dirt, and antiseptic.

Punch - Fruit Punch

Re-Animator - Feel like the living dead when you wake up? Re-Animate yourself with this energizing blend of Citrus, including Grapefruit, Lemon and Lime, with hints of fresh Cucumber and Jasmine, and a touch of Pineapple, Blackberry and Champagne.

Send More Paramedics - A reanimating rain storm with a hint of antiseptic aftertaste.

T-Virus - A sterile, soothing eucalyptus and spearmint.

The Spice Must Flow - Pumpkin Spice

Tutti Fuckin' Frutti

Ultraviolence - Oranges beaten to a pulp with a splash of cream from the local milk bar.

Viper - Reminiscent of only the finest hooch $1 can buy. We promise there's absolutely no toxic nastiness in this that will turn you into sludge.

You Made My Shitlist - Key Lime Pie

Zydrate comes in a little blue bar. A little blue bar? A little blue bar. While it may not get you ready for surgery, this clean, relaxing scent can hopefully help you forget every day stresses or that the Repo man is coming for you.